Tuesday, March 1, 2016

2016 Scoring

First a preview of 2016:

additions to scoring:
To encourage creativity, added new damage bonus, would still need to involve cooler as well.
+ up to 5 damage points for additional substance (pie, Nationals chocolate, Dodgers baby powder)

As a "thank you" of sorts to those who acknowledge the coolers and respond to queries or provide additional details, like "dress survived" or "cold wet plane ride"
+ up to 3 points to reporter for a retweet or some sort of mention or some additional commentary on their soaking 

Along that line, adding a second possible point to post cooler selfie to differentiate high quality aftermath shots, maybe better document damage, wet shoes, hair, pants, back.
+1 or +2 for post cooler selfie/reaction

Escape artist clauses added, we'll call this the #SalvySplash clause. Goldberg dodged alot but fell victim a lot too. This is more intended to recognize the reporter who is able to consistently stay clear throughout the year and avoid a big one.
Reporter not eligible if scored a Hall of Fame cooler during the year or if in Top 5 Individuals


Complete Scoring for 2016

Individaul Reporter Scoring
Coverage/Quantity: how much the reporter ended up wearing
+ appx # of coolers on reporter instead of player *2
+ up to 2 points for visible soaking of front
+ up to 2 points for visible soaking of back
+ up to 2 points for visible soaking of top/shirt
+ up to 2 points for visible soaking of pants
+ up to 2 points for visible soaking of hair

Damage: how much the dry cleaning bill would be
+ up to 4 for off colored liquid - dark on light clothes, staining
female wardrobe
+2 wearing heels +2 wearing a skirt + 2 wearing a dress
male wardrobe
+2 wearing a collared shirt +2 wearing a tie + wearing a suit coat

Publicity/Timing: how easy was it to score, how big of a game
+ up to 3 points rating of video coverage/availability
+ up to 3 points rating of photo coverage/availability
+2 postseason - including clinching celebrations (locker room only scored if previous scores during year)
+4 all star game, spring training or another national broadcast/reporter who doesn't cover the team regularly
+4 world series

Bonus points: new ones to be added, scoring of last years included
+2 for second day in a row (+4 for the really unlucky third day in a row)
+3 for first day on job
+1or 2 for ruined/soaked styled hair - Damage points
+2 for reporters own cooler
+2 for no hitter
+1 for perfect game
+1 for fall/dirt/field impact - Damage points
+1 for away game
+2 for opposing team's reporter (Perez and Austin in 2015)
+1or+2 for post cooler selfie/reaction
+ up to 5 damage points for additional substance (pie, Nationals chocolate, Dodgers/Astros baby powder)
+ up to 3 points to reporter for a retweet or some sort of mention or some additional commentary on their soaking 

Reporter Escape Artist
Reporter not eligible if scored a Hall of Fame cooler during the year or if in Top 5 Individuals
reporter first accumulates 15 individual points
easily found video/photo evidence of an escape from a cooler scored:
+1 per cooler dodged
+1 for colored cooler dodged
+1 for celebrating/taunting escape

Reporter Drink Choice
Individual Reporter score added to year's cumulative score for Gatorade or Powerade


Team Scoring
ratings under 10 will not count unless there is a close race
victim and culprit's team gets the reporters score added to team points
once a team reaches 35 points, -2 for a reporter scoring less than 15
once a team reaches 15 points, Reporter Escape Artist points subtracted from score.

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