Emily Jones Spring 16

The Rangers get an early jump on 2016 contest, which is bad news for an unsuspecting Emily who was soaked by Elvis and Rougned. Not coming in the middle of a postgame interview, Emily was unprepared to escape the amush and ended up with a totally drenched dress, hopefully the water stayed out of the purse. Looks like the Rangers are ready to keep the Royals from winning in back to back years. Just over a month until opening day!

As the season starts, will Elvis and Rougned continue to find Emily or will it revert back to the second half of last year where she laid down the law and kept them from soaking her? Will this spring lead give her a run at Cooler Cup or will she spend the year dodging and win the Escape Artist? (After watching a lot of escapes the second half of 2015, I'm naming her the favorite to win the Escape Artist award) Lets play ball!

Pic from @Rangers, link below

Individual Reporter Scoring

Coverage/Quantity: how much the reporter ended up wearing

+ 1*2 coolers 

+2 soaked front

+1.5 soaked skirt

+1.5 soaked top

+0.5 soaked hair

Damage: how much the dry cleaning bill would be

+2 skirt 

+2 dress

Publicity/Timing: how easy was it to score, how big of a game

+ up to 3 points rating of video coverage/availability (TBD? video coming? will update if needed)

+ 1.5 photo, 1 photo, but a great after shot

https://twitter.com/Rangers/status/704036640939859968, 3 great expressions/reactions make this a (very) early candidate for CoolerCup photo of the year
+2 her own cooler

+4 spring training
-3 not on field, most likely staged- wonder if they did more than one take? An outakes/bloopers video of this one would make it Hall of Fame worthy

C/Q 7.5 D 4 P/T 4.5+?  = 16

Reporter Drink Choice

Powerade 16

Team Scoring

Rangers 16

Scoring Details

http://coolercupmlb.blogspot.com/2016/03/2016-scoring.html